:winetank:

What could make your holiday more memorable than the diesel stink of a huge tank as it crashes through your backyard first thing in the morning? Its matte barrel, gleaming in the dawn sun as it protrudes from the old chicken coop, will raise your spirits in a second. Call up your friends, load some provisions into the womb of this clanking monstrosity, and set off for a lovely picnic in the country.