:barfly:

Born on the wrong side of the dung heap, the barfly none-the-less has risen high in society while maintaining his commitment to social justice and the poor. He spent his first day working hard at school, taking on an after-school job to pay his way. The second day of his life was spent building his own business of landing on people's faces and then flying away just as they got annoyed. Now, having turned three days old, the barfly has retired and taken a well deserved trip to Arcadia.